guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via orgasm)

2048 makes me want to smash my phone, but if I did I wouldn’t be able to play 2048 and that’s more upsetting than the amount of time I’ve put into this game.

themano:

themano:

White moms

show this to my mom when I die

(via thedoctorstwin)

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

(via orgasm)

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra, via guy)

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

image

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

(Source: noverachiever, via guy)

clamjob:

landorus:

*iggy azalea wink with both eyes*

image

(via orgasm)

mydrunkkitchen:

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors


Let’s get the maker of that door in Ireland to come fix the economy. 

mydrunkkitchen:

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

Let’s get the maker of that door in Ireland to come fix the economy. 

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain, via orgasm)

baracknobama:

baracknobama:

i lost my glasses today

i cant see how this could have happened

(via orgasm)

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

(Source: i.chzbgr.com, via ruinedchildhood)

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via ltvalentine)

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(via guy)

02x09:

ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you

(Source: maxcarvers, via phobias)